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530+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Laid:-  Today we are going to share our best collection of Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Laid so get up and take a look on this article that can change your love life.

 



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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

 

  •  If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  •  Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
  •  I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  •  If you had a price tag, you’d be priceless
  •  Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
  •  You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  •  this is for rich people: Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  •  I found my library card, so can I check you out?
  •  Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  •  I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  •  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  •  Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

 

 

Best Pick Up Lines Ever

 

  • You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day –
  • Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte
  • I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
  • Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  •  Where have you been hiding because I’ve been looking for you for ages?
  •  Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
  •  Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mmmm good!
  •  I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
  •  What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
  •  Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  •  Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

 


 

 

Best Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
  •  I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
  •  If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  •  Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  •  May I ask you something? Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
  •  Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
  •  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  •  I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  •  What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  •  Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
  •  Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas? I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

 


 

 

Best Pick Up Lines Reddit

 

  •  Your name must be Pepsi (or Coca-Cola). Because you are so delicious.
  •  I would marry your cat if that’s what it takes to be part of your family.
  •  Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  •  I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  •  If you were a steak you would be well done.
  •  Somebody needs to call the bomb squad because you’re the bomb!
  •  You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

 

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Him

 

  •  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  •  Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
  •  Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves!
  •  You turn my software into hardware!
  •  Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  •  I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  •  Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick up line was.

 

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Tinder

 

  •  If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you then I would have 5 cents.
  •  Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”
  •  Do you smoke pot? Because we’d be cute together.
  •  I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  •  If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  •  Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.

 


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Cheesy Chat Up Lines

  •  Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  •  Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  •  If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  •  Hey, want to give me a refresher course on the female anatomy.
  •  Hey, I like those pants on you, they’d look even better off.
  •  How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized.
  •  Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a Cutiepie like you!
  •  If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  •  A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.
  •  Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend!
  •  Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
  •  Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  •  Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
  •  I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

 

 

Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

 

  •  How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
  •  If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
  •  Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
  •  Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
  •  If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  •  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  •  You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  •  Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

 

 

Cheesy Lines

 

  •  They say milk does a body good, but you’re living proof!
  •  You make me wish I weren’t gay!
  •  What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?
  •  I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show your phone with a front camera on).
  •  I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
  •  Can I copy your dance moves?
  •  I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.

 

 

Funny Pick Up Lines To Guys

 

  •  The only thing that you haven’t told me yet is your name. So, may I have it?
  •  I think you owe me one drink. Because when I stared at you, I dropped mine.
  •  You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  •  I’m just wondering here. Would your lips taste as good as they look? I would like to try them.
  •  You look like you need a company, I am here to serve you.
  •  I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
  •  I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

 

 

Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  •  If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  •  If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  •  Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  •  Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  •  If I was cosine squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

 

 

Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty

 

  •  Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
  •  Are you a pirate? Cause I want to boot.
  •  Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  •  I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  •  Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
  •  Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  •  Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

 

 

Corny Pick Up Lines For Guys

 

  •  If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  •  You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
  •  Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
  •  Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  •  Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
  •  Hello pretty, want to hang out?
  •  Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

 

 

Corny Pick Up Lines For Him

 

  •  Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
  •  Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
  •  Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  •  Do you like Star Wars? Because of Yoda only one for me!
  •  Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
  •  Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  •  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

 

 

Tinder Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  •  Hey, Cupid called… he says to tell you he needs my heart back.
  •  Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
  •  If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
  •  I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  •  You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
  •  Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

 

 

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Charizard is red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  •  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  •  You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
  •  Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  •  Hello, I’m sorry. Were you talking to me? If not, well then, please start.

 

 


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Best Tinder Pick Up Lines

  •  Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
  •  Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
  •  Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
  •  Let’s play house, you be the screen door and I’ll bang you all night long.
  •  There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  •  If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  •  Hey, I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

 

 

Cute Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
  •  Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  •  Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  •  I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  •  May I know how it feels to be the most gorgeous woman here? (Experts said not to use the words sexy or hot) Oh, you’re a fan of Spiderman, Superman, and Batman? How about I’ll be your man?
  •  Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

 

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines

 

  •  You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  •  Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  •  Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  •  If you were floorboards I would take out all the nails and screw you.
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
  •  So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  •  Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  •  Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
  •  Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  •  I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  •  The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  •  I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  •  Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) What’s wrong you don’t like pizza?
  •  You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meet you.


 

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines Funny

 

  •  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  •  Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  •  I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  •  Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  •  Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  •  If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  •  Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  •  Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.

 

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To Guys

 

  •  Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  •  Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  •  Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
  •  Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  •  Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  •  Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  •  Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

 

 

Good Pick Up Lines For Tinder

 

  •  Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
  •  I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  •  Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  •  If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  •  Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  •  I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  •  Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give your kids.
  •  Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

 

 

Good Pick Up Lines Dirty

 

  •  I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  •  Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  •  Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you?
  •  Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  •  Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  •  Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  •  I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.


 

Sexual Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  •  Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
  •  Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
  •  Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  •  I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  •  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  •  Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  •  I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  •  Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  •  Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

 

 

Smooth Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  •  I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  •  I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  •  If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  •  I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours?
  •  If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  •  Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  •  Just where do those legs of yours end?
  •  Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
  •  You know you like me so let’s not pretend anymore.
  •  You must be Jamaican because of Jamaican me crazy.
  •  Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  •  There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
  •  Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  •  Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
  •  Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

 

Smooth Pick Up Lines For Her

 

  •  You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  •  Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  •  Do you like Nintendo? Because We would look good together.
  •  If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
  •  If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  •  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  •  You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

 

Smooth Pick Up Lines For Him

 

  •  You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  •  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  •  Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  •  I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen Do you smoke pot? Because we’d be cute together.
  •  I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  •  Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.


 

 

Tinder Opening Lines

 

  •  If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
  •  Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  •  Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
  •  Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
  •  Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  •  You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
  •  Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  •  I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

 

 

Opening Lines For Tinder

 

  •  You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  •  Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.
  •  Four plus four equals eight, but you plus I equals fate.
  •  Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
  •  Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because of green eggs and… damn!
  •  Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
  •  Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  •  Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

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Best Tinder Opening Lines

  •  I without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  •  Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  •  If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  •  You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
  •  Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

 

 

Flirty Pick Up Lines

 

  •  You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
  •  Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
  •  Charizard is red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
  •  So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  •  Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  •  Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
  •  I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

 

 

Flirty Lines

 

  •  I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
  •  Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  •  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  •  I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  •  Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
  •  I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

 

 

Great Pick Up Lines

 

  •  There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  •  Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  •  Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
  •  You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  •  Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  •  You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  •  Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

 

 

Unique Pick Up Lines

 

  •  When God made you, he was showing off.
  •  If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
  •  Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  •  Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  •  If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  •  If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  •  You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

 

 

Sexy Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Are you a magician??? Because of Abraca-DAYUM!
  •  You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
  •  Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  •  My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  •  Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  •  You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  •  Hey, baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter, what-what-what’s your name?
  •  I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  •  How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

 

 

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  •  Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  •  Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  •  Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  •  I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  •  Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  •  Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
  •  If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

 

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

 

 

Clever Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  •  No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  •  Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
  •  Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
  •  Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  •  I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
  •  My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
  •  Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
  •  What do you want for Christmas? A date with me!
  •  Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low.
  •  You bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
  •  Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
  •  Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking!
  •  I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
  •  When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

 

 

Romantic Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  •  I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  •  Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  •  People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  •  Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  •  Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  •  If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

 

 

Sweet Pick Up Lines

  •  Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  •  If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  •  Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
  •  Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  •  Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?
  •  You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

 

 


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Love Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Do you like Star Wars? Because of Yoda only one for me!
  •  Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
  •  Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  •  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  •  Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

 

 

Pick Up Lines English

 

  •  You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  •  Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  •  Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  •  How was heaven when you left it?
  •  Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  •  You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
  •  Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

 

 

Amazing Pick Up Lines

 

  •  I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
  •  There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  •  You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  •  Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  •  Is your name “Swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  •  Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, let’s pick it up later tonight.
  •  Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

 

 

Top Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  •  Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  •  I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat.
  •  Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  •  Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
  •  Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  •  I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

 

 

Good Chat Up Lines

 

  •  Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot & Ready.
  •  If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  •  Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
  •  You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meet you.
  •  You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
  •  Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  •  Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  •  Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-be!

 

 

Cool Pick Up Lines

 

  •  I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
  •  You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  •  So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  •  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  •  Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
  •  You see my friend over there? [Point to a friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
  •  The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

 

 

Awesome Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  •  I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
  •  I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
  •  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  •  (As she is leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  •  Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
  •  Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

 

 

Cute Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  •  Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  •  I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
  •  Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
  •  I like your skirt. Can I touch its material?
  •  Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  •  If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

 

 

Pick Up Lines That Work

 

  •  Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
  •  Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  •  Can you give me a tour of your body?
  •  If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  •  You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
  •  Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  •  Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

 

One Liner Pick Up Lines

 

  •  This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  •  Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  •  I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
  •  I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  •  Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  •  So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.

 

 

New Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  •  Your name must be yogurt because I wanna spoon you.
  •  If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
  •  Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.
  •  Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  •  Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  •  Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

 


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Pick Up Lines Puns

 

  •  I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
  •  I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  •  If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
  •  Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  •  Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Girl: [No.Or why?] Boy: Because you’re the only 10 that I see.
  •  If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  •  (You stepped on some ice.) Wow, now that the ice has finally broken, may I know your name?
  •  If you had a price tag, you’d be priceless
  •  Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
  •  You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  •  this is for rich peaple: Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  •  Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  •  I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
  •  Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

 

 

Final Words

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