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Most Famous Cheesy Pick Up Lines of All Time

500+ Most Famous Cheesy Pick Up Lines of All Time :-  Are You Looking for a wonderful collection of Cheesy Pick Up Lines? We have something for everyone in this super list of Cheesy Pick Up LinesPick up lines can be Funny Pick Up Lines, Corny Pick Up Lines, Dirty Pick Up Lines, Cute Pick Up Lines, they can be Romantic Pick Up Lines, they can even be Smooth Pick Up Lines. And sometimes you’ll come across incredibly Cheesy Pick Up Lines too


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Here we have listed 500+ Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines. Pick and choose!

Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  •  To the world your one person But to this person, you are the world.
  •  Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  •  Santa forgot to visit our house, Bcoz when I woke up, you weren’t under the Christmas tree.
  •  I bet your name is summer, Bcoz you are making me hot.
  •  Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  •  If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
  •  Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

 

Corny Pick Up Lines

 

  •  If you were mine, I’d keep you in mint condition.
  •  I wanna be a pirate, So we could hook up
  •  If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
  •  I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  •  Hi, are you a parking ticket? Coz You got fine written all over you.
  •  Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Cuz you’re super hot.
  •  If I was Catwoman, the first thing I would steal is your heart.
  •  Why don’t you come home with me and check out my Batman sheets?
  •  If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
  •  My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Dirty

 

  •  I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!
  •  Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  •  Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
  •  If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  •  Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
  •  I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house, please?
  •  Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} It’s just that…your numbers not in it.
  •  We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.

 

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Tinder

 

  •  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  •  Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
  •  You must be related to the Flash because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  •  Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  •  Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  •  I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat.
  •  Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  •  Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

Clean Pick Up Lines

  •  Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
  •  Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
  •  Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?
  •  The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  •  Your name must be Daisy because I have the urge to plant you right here.
  •  Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  •  If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
  •  Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
  •  If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.

Clever Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Are you the ring? Co’z honestly, you are my precious
  •  Let’s make like fabric softener and get cuddly.
  •  Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  •  Your name must be yogurt because I wanna spoon you.
  •  If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?
  •  You must be tired … you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  •  You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
  •  Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  •  I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  •  I’m gay, think you can convert me?
  •  Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
  •  I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
  •  You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?
  •  Hi, my name is Doug. That’s God spelled backward with a little bit of U in it.
  •  There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me You’ve never seen a pull-list as long as mine.
  •  If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

 

Cheesy Lines

 

  •  Are you sure you’re from Christchurch? I can’t see any faults.
  •  Your name must be Daisy because I have the urge to plant you right here.
  •  You must be tired … you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  •  Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  •  I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  •  If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?
  •  I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
  •  There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  •  You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  •  Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  •  Is your name “Swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  •  Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, let’s pick it up later tonight.
  •  Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  •  Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  •  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  •  Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  •  Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
  •  Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just taken my heart away!

Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Excuse me, but I think I dropped something … My Jaw !!!
  •  I’m not wearing any pants.
  •  You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
  •  If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?
  •  The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  •  Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  •  Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Pick Up Lines For Him

  •  I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  •  People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  •  Are you a beaver? Cause damn!
  •  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  •  Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  •  No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Smooth Pick Up Lines

 

  •  I’ll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
  •  Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  •  I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  •  I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  •  Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  •  Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
  •  You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
  •  Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  •  I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  •  You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

 

Witty Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Love is four letters so is what I and you should do (another person: what’s that?) F*CK See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  •  Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” [No] Then wink.
  •  You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  •  Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  •  If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  •  I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  •  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

 

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

 

  •  What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Galactica marathon on right now on the Sci-Fi channel.
  •  Your name is… [HER NAME]? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  •  Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  •  Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  •  Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  •  Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  •  Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  •  I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  •  Hey, Cupid called… he says to tell you he needs my heart back.
  •  I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

 

Mean Pick Up Lines

 

  •  I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
  •  I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
  •  Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.
  •  Four plus four equals eight, but you plus I equal fate.
  •  Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
  •  Mind if I stand here until it’s safe where I farted
  •  Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop.
  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

 

 

Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  Where do you hide your halo?
  •  It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  •  I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  •  You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  •  Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  •  Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  •  There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
  •  You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  •  Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  •  I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

Cute Pick Up Lines For Him

  •  I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  •  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  •  If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  •  I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
  •  I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
  •  If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  •  Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  •  I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Pick Up Lines For Guys

 

  •  Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious!
  •  Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
  •  My ride left without me, can you give me one?
  •  I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  •  Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  •  Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  •  Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  •  Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
  •  I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

 

Cheesy Quotes

 

  •  I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
  •  Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  •  It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
  •  What is your favorite flower? I’d like to get you one.
  •  I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  •  Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
  •  Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  •  Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
  •  If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
  •  Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

 

Best Pick Up Lines For Flirting

 

  •  I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
  •  If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  •  I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours?
  •  If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  •  I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
  •  With my IQ and your body, we could begin a race of genetic super children to conquer the earth.
  •  Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
  •  Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

Good Tinder Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  •  Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!
  •  Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ you’re driving me crazy
  •  I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  •  Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  •  Please tell your breasts to stop looking at my eyes.
  •  See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  •  If you were a steak you would be well done.
  •  They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
  •  When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
  •  If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  •  My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

 

 

Cute Pick Up Lines Ever

 

 

  •  What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  •  Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  •  You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
  •  Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
  •  No ring? You should be someone’s husband
  •  Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
  •  I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  •  I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
  •  Let’s play carpenter. First, we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
  •  I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  •  I’m like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
  •  Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
  •  I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  •  My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.
  •  Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
  •  Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
  •  You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  •  I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
  •  What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  •  I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
  •  See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

 

Romantic Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve to see so far.
  •  What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  •  Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  •  Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  •  Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  •  Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
  •  I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
  •  I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  •  I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
  •  Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
  •  I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house, please?
  •  Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
  •  I’m no photographer, but I picture us together.
  •  Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
  •  If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
  •  Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
  •  I am not drunk honey, I’m just intoxicated by you.

 

 

Cute Pick Up Lines

 

 

  •  Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  •  Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you?
  •  Hey, I’m new in town.
  •  If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
  •  Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  •  I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  •  Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
  •  I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  •  If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  •  Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
  •  You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  •  You must be from Jamaica. Because of “Jamaican” me crazy.
  •  You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.
  •  Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

 

Corny Pick Up Lines For Him

 

  •  Hello beautiful! Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
  •  Hello, I just noticed that you were noticing me. So, here I am to give you a notice that I noticed you, too.
  •  Do I know you from somewhere? I think I do because you look just like my next lover.
  •  Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  •  You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  •  Girl, you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
  •  I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  •  I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
  •  Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.

 

Pick Up Lines For Guys

 

  •  Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  •  I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
  •  When God made you, he was showing off
  •  Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  •  I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
  •  Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  •  You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
  •  You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire!
  •  Boy: Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? Girl: How much? Boy: It’s just enough to break the ice. I’m [name], by the way. May I know yours?

 

Cheesy Chat Up Lines

 

  •  I didn’t believe in heaven until I saw you.
  •  Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  •  I think I was blind before I met you
  •  Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  •  Hi, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
  •  Do you work at McDonald’s? Cause I want u to be in my happy meal
  •  Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
  •  Stand still so I can pick you up!
  •  When God made you, he was showing off.
  •  I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  •  There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
  •  Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  •  I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year’s Eve) Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  •  Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
  •  Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
  •  Is your name Mickey? because you are so FINE!

 

Pick Up Lines For Flirting

 

  •  Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  •  Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  •  A tall man to a short woman: “You’re the perfect height for what you want.”
  •  I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  •  you’re so hot; you make the sun envious.
  •  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  •  If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever!
  •  Babe, you are like having 1000 sweat girlfriends all at the same time.

 

Funny Pick Up Lines Tinder

 

  •  If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head
  •  Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  •  Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  •  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  •  Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  •  If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds
  •  Sorry I dropped my number can you bend over and pick it up
  •  I might not have goodly grammar but “you” and “I” belong

 

Sweet Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Red is for vampires blue is for the ocean you are for me
  •  I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  •  Hey! Santa must have come early because you were first on my Christmas list.
  •  Do you work for Cingular, Cause you’re raising my bar!
  •  I am lost, would you like to join me to find my house?
  •  Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw you.
  •  I am not trying to impress you but I am a batman.
  • Hi, I’m homosexual. Do you think you’re capable of converting me?
  •  If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Tinder Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  •  I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
  •  Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  •  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  •  Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
  •  -You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day -Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte
  •  I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  •  Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
  •  I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

 

Good Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

  •  There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  •  Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  •  It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
  •  I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby you’re making me HOT!
  •  If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  •  Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  •  May I ask you something? Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
  •  Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
  •  Your name must be Pepsi (or Coca-Cola). Because you are so delicious.

 

Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys

 

  •  I would marry your cat if that’s what it takes to be part of your family.
  •  Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  •  I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  •  If you were a steak you would be well done.
  •  Somebody needs to call the bomb squad because you’re the bomb!
  •  You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  •  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  •  Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
  •  Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves!
  •  You turn my software into hardware!
  •  Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  •  I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

 

Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys

  •  Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick up line was.
  •  If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you then I would have 5 cents.
  •  Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.”
  •  Do you smoke pot? Because we’d be cute together.
  •  I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  •  If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  •  Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
  •  I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  •  Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  •  People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  •  Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  •  Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

 

Best Chat Up Lines

 

  •  If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  •  Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  •  Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
  •  I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
  •  How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
  •  If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
  •  Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
  •  Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
  •  If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  •  You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  •  Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  •  They say milk does a body good, but you’re living proof!
  •  You make me wish I weren’t gay!
  •  What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?
  •  I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show your phone with a front camera on).
  •  I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
  •  Can I copy your dance moves?
  •  I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.

 

Romantic Pick Up Lines

 

  •  The only thing that you haven’t told me yet is your name. So, may I have it?
  •  I think you owe me one drink. Because when I stared at you, I dropped mine.
  •  You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  •  I’m just wondering here. Would your lips taste as good as they look? I would like to try them.
  •  You look like you need a company, I am here to serve you.
  •  I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
  •  I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  •  If you were a booger I would pick you first.

 

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Best Pick Up Lines Ever

 

  •  If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  •  Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  •  Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  •  If i was cousin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
  •  Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
  •  Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
  •  Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  •  I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  •  Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
  •  Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

 

Bad Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  •  If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  •  You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
  •  Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
  •  Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  •  Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
  •  Hello pretty, want to hang out?
  •  Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
  •  Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
  •  Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
  •  Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  •  Do you like Star Wars? Because of Yoda only one for me!

 

Funny Chat Up Lines

 

  •  Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
  •  Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  •  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  •  If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  •  If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  •  Hey, Cupid called… he says to tell you he needs my heart back.
  •  Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
  •  If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
  •  I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  •  You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
  •  Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

 

Best Chat Up Lines

 

  •  Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  •  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  •  You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
  •  Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  •  Hello, I’m sorry. Were you talking to me? If not, well then, please start.
  •  Hi, do you mind? I’m conducting a study of what people think are the worst but funniest pick up lines. Do you think it’s “what’s your sign?” “would you like a drink” or “hi, do you mind?
  •  If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  •  I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
  •  Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

 

Pick Up Lines For Boys

 

  •  Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
  •  Are you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
  •  Let’s play house, you be the screen door and iIll bang you all night long.
  •  There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  •  If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  •  Hey, I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
  •  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
  •  Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  •  Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  •  I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  •  May I know how it feels to be the most gorgeous woman here? (Experts said not to use the words sexy or hot) Oh, you’re a fan of Spiderman, Superman, and Batman? How about I’ll be your man?

 

Good Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  •  You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  •  Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  •  Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  •  If you were floorboards I would take out all the nails and screw you.
  •  I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  •  Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don’t like pizza?
  •  You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.

 

Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  •  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  •  Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  •  I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  •  Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  •  Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  •  If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  •  Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

 

Chat Up Lines

  •  Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
  •  Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  •  Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  •  Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
  •  Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  •  Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  •  Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  •  Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  •  Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
  •  I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

Best Pick Up Lines

 

  •  Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  •  If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  •  Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  •  I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  •  Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give your kids.
  •  Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  •  I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  •  Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  •  Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you?

 

Corny Pick Up Lines For Her

 

  •  Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  •  Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  •  Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  •  I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  •  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  •  Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
  •  Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
  •  Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  •  I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

 

Cute Pick Up Lines

 

  •  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  •  Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  •  I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  •  Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  •  Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
  •  Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  •  I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  •  I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  •  Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  •  There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
  •  Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  •  Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
  •  Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

Funny Pick Up Lines

 

  •  You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  •  Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  •  Do you like Nintendo? Because the Wii would look good together.
  •  If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion
  •  If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  •  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  •  You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  •  You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  •  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

 

 

 



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